I’m definitely not the type of human who jumps from relationship to relationship. In fact, there’s usually quite an extended period of time in between my romantic partnerships if I can help it. I would much rather spend some time alone and analyze what went wrong then to jump into another dysfunctional arrangement with somebody new. This is why I’ve spent the last year or so completely single. Don’t get me wrong, there have been times that I have wished I had a romantic partner. But at the same time, I’ve been pretty happy to exclusively control my indoor environment and sleep schedule for the past year. However, it seems like that is finely changing. You see, about a month ago I started seeing somebody new. Immediately, it’s apparent that I’m going to have to make some indoor air temperature changes if I want this relationship to last comfortably. You see, for the past year I’ve been perfectly happy sleeping with my small AC window unit in my bedroom for adequate cool air and circulation. It hasn’t been a big problem to run my small cooling system and stay comfortable all night. Now, suddenly there’s another human trying to stay in my bed which is a lot warmer than ever before. Suddenly it’s apparent that additional circulation and ventilation equipment is going to be necessary. Namely, I’m going to have to get a large box fan in place so I can provide some extra circulation and cool air to the room before I sweat all over on my new girlfriend again.
